$3.50
Yee-Haw! Slap this puppy* right on yer sip cup, yer horseless carriage, or yer dome, and make your grand entrance at the local hootenanny! This here sticker will show the world you've seen a thing or two. Or two things: a tarantula and a rodeo. In Coarsegold. So three things. Anyhoo, you'd probably be the only person in your whole town who would own one of these beauts, and that's somethin'. Buy one (or five) today and your trails will be happy indeed, pardner!
*Yon certified badass sticker.